Rankings are determined by win percentage, points-per-bonus, and then points-per-game.
| All Teams | |||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rank | Team | W | L | T | Win % | PPG | PAPG | 15 | 10 | Margin | TUH | PPTH | PPB |
| 1 | Hamburger University | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 613.33 | 140 | 55 | 83 | 473.33 | 180 | 30.67 | 28.01 |
| 2 | Trans Team + CisHet Couple | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 379.44 | 287.78 | 27 | 75 | 91.66 | 180 | 18.97 | 22.16 |
| 3 | Tegridy Farms | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.667 | 358.89 | 321.11 | 19 | 63 | 37.78 | 180 | 17.94 | 28.23 |
| 4 | Speeling Be Champyons | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.667 | 348.33 | 315 | 19 | 67 | 33.33 | 180 | 17.42 | 25.35 |
| 5 | Give Pease a Chance | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0.556 | 345.56 | 358.89 | 18 | 60 | -13.33 | 180 | 17.28 | 28.72 |
| 6 | The Trash Pandas | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 | 303.89 | 355.56 | 21 | 61 | -51.67 | 180 | 15.19 | 22.07 |
| 7 | Bad Buzz Records | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 | 220.56 | 387.78 | 17 | 47 | -167.22 | 180 | 11.03 | 19.69 |
| 8 | Odin-ary Vikings | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0.222 | 240.56 | 377.78 | 20 | 42 | -137.22 | 180 | 12.03 | 23.31 |
| 9 | Garfield's Lasagna | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0.222 | 256.11 | 423.89 | 10 | 58 | -167.78 | 180 | 12.81 | 23.16 |
| 10 | Lincoln-Way East Enjoyables | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0.222 | 265 | 363.89 | 15 | 64 | -98.89 | 180 | 13.25 | 19.24 |