Rankings are determined by win percentage, points-per-bonus, and then points-per-game.
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| Rank | Team | W | L | T | Win % | PPG | PAPG | 15 | 10 | -5 | Margin | TUH | PPTH | P / N | G / N | PPB |
| 1 | ̶3̶ 4 Men in a Broat | 8 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 396.88 | 164.38 | 30 | 74 | 19 | 232.5 | 160 | 19.84 | 1.58 | 5.47 | 20 |
| 2 | Cardage must be destroyed | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.75 | 385 | 231.88 | 34 | 61 | 20 | 153.12 | 160 | 19.25 | 1.7 | 4.75 | 21.68 |
| 3 | Chrandrew Smith | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.75 | 375 | 238.13 | 30 | 63 | 18 | 136.87 | 160 | 18.75 | 1.67 | 5.17 | 21.61 |
| 4 | BHSU A- | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.5 | 301.88 | 286.88 | 26 | 51 | 24 | 15 | 160 | 15.09 | 1.08 | 3.21 | 21.51 |
| 5 | Okay, this is epic | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.5 | 251.25 | 322.5 | 7 | 63 | 9 | -71.25 | 160 | 12.56 | 0.78 | 7.78 | 18.86 |
| 6 | Carpenter et al. | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.5 | 270 | 276.25 | 17 | 58 | 14 | -6.25 | 160 | 13.5 | 1.21 | 5.36 | 18.6 |
| 7 | OOOOOOOF | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.5 | 332.5 | 244.38 | 12 | 80 | 6 | 88.12 | 160 | 16.63 | 2 | 15.33 | 18.59 |
| 8 | WUSTL | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.5 | 246.88 | 304.38 | 11 | 59 | 16 | -57.5 | 160 | 12.34 | 0.69 | 4.38 | 18.57 |
| 9 | Wait, We're Not "Olds" Are We? | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.5 | 237.5 | 320 | 19 | 48 | 21 | -82.5 | 161 | 11.8 | 0.9 | 3.19 | 18.21 |
| 10 | Dandrew Hizhang | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0.25 | 200.63 | 305 | 10 | 49 | 13 | -104.37 | 160 | 10.03 | 0.77 | 4.54 | 17.46 |
| 11 | "out-Zapffe Zapffe" | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0.25 | 228.75 | 296.25 | 8 | 58 | 10 | -67.5 | 161 | 11.37 | 0.8 | 6.6 | 17.12 |
| 12 | Blue Devil Boilers | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 140 | 376.25 | 6 | 43 | 8 | -236.25 | 160 | 7 | 0.75 | 6.13 | 13.06 |