Rankings are determined by win percentage, points-per-bonus, and then points-per-game.
| All Teams | ||||||||||||||||
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| Rank | Team | W | L | T | Win % | PPG | PAPG | 15 | 10 | -5 | Margin | TUH | PPTH | P / N | G / N | PPB |
| 1 | the bajaj meme isn't funny | 9 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 391.11 | 200.56 | 37 | 76 | 27 | 190.55 | 198 | 17.78 | 1.37 | 4.19 | 20.71 |
| 2 | Weijia et al. | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.889 | 351.11 | 209.44 | 29 | 79 | 25 | 141.67 | 198 | 15.96 | 1.16 | 4.32 | 19.07 |
| 3 | describe your favorite tossup in 40 characters | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 376.11 | 207.22 | 28 | 88 | 23 | 168.89 | 198 | 17.1 | 1.22 | 5.04 | 18.97 |
| 4 | 2 John 2 Furious | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.667 | 274.44 | 260 | 26 | 70 | 26 | 14.44 | 198 | 12.47 | 1 | 3.69 | 15.73 |
| 5 | Ahmed et al. | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.444 | 259.44 | 305.56 | 16 | 71 | 13 | -46.12 | 198 | 11.79 | 1.23 | 6.69 | 16.67 |
| 6 | What Is Your Story Morning Glory! | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 | 238.89 | 312.22 | 9 | 76 | 17 | -73.33 | 198 | 10.86 | 0.53 | 5 | 15.76 |
| 7 | loud glorious miltons | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 | 186.67 | 304.44 | 10 | 63 | 22 | -117.77 | 198 | 8.49 | 0.45 | 3.32 | 13.84 |
| 8 | Laurie et al. | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0.222 | 210.56 | 336.11 | 14 | 65 | 23 | -125.55 | 198 | 9.57 | 0.61 | 3.43 | 14.56 |
| 9 | ARES | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0.222 | 221.11 | 307.22 | 16 | 67 | 14 | -86.11 | 198 | 10.05 | 1.14 | 5.93 | 13.86 |
| 10 | Wahlburgersnacht | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0.111 | 250.56 | 317.22 | 13 | 70 | 16 | -66.66 | 198 | 11.39 | 0.81 | 5.19 | 17.35 |